Happy Steak an BJ Day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ’s.

And if she won’t give you a BJ. Give us a call an we will make you explode…

Chelsea and Haylee.
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Happy New Year.

“Yes, Daddy! Yes, I really AM your Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore!!!”

Call us!!!

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Smart Phones

Do you have a smart phone, i phone, i pad or tablet. Save us to your phone so you can keep up to date with our naughty details.

We’re having a Gang Bang

OMG! I found this the other day and just had to post it. It’s called We’re having a Gang Bang and is by Black Lace. I thought Wow that should be the title of our party coming up. Here is what the song says.

We’re having a gang bang
We’re having a ball
We’re having a gang bang
Against the wall
We’d like you to join us
It’s part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one

A gang bang is a game we play
It’s something of joke
It’s lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It’s for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It’s better when you’re crowded
And when you’re packed in tight

CHORUS

And now the action’s taking place
I’m ready for my fill
It’s up to expectations
And it’s going further still
But don’t be greedy, share it out
It’s time to try some more
So find a friend, play the game
That’s what a gang bang’s for!

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Vacation for Chelsea

That’s right fellas.. I will be gone from August 21-27th. But will be back available on the 28th. I hope I will have some naughty stories to tell you about. Until then You can still call Party Hardy Haylee.

You never know what kind of kinky, naughty things she will get into. I know for a fact that her tongue alone is worth the play time.. If you call her tell her that Chelsea said she is a fun fuck..

Kisses,

Chelsea
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Porn Music

So after a special friend of mine asked me if I wanna wow chicka wow wow. It got me to thinking about the music in porn. From the corny stuff of the 70′s to the stuff used now.

I found one the other day that is so fucking hot I wanted to share it with you. I got to warn you though it is not something you should be blaring at work. So please put your headphones on and take a listen and hopefully it will inspire you to call and cum with me.

Chelsea
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Looser #1

Looser List

Haylee and I have decided that when we get stupid calls on our answering machine that we are going to publish them. Don’t get any ideas if you start to leave them we will block you and you wont be able to play with us and what fun would that be.

Thanks for all of the nice hard cocks that have been keeping us so busy these days.

Kisses,
Chelsea

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Chelsea’s professor

I’m failing biology because I can’t stop looking at my 40-year-old  professor’s tight, round ass when I get home the first thing I do is think about him and masturbate furiously, but I don’t even know what to think, because I can’t exactly ask him out on a date, and he’s married and 20 years older than me

Talk about sexual frustration,

Chelsea

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Shower

I came out of the shower and went to my room.she standing there shivering in just my towel. He came into my room and told me to dry off. I just stood there and did not move a muscle he finally grabbed my towel and started to dry me off. His hands moved toward my pussy and I opened my legs just far enough for him to start rubbing my pussy. I moaned to let him know that it felt good. After about 5 mins of this I could tell he could not take it anymore so he got up behind me still rubbing me pulled his pants down just far enough to get his cock out. After he got his cock out he moved behind me and started sliding his cock up and down my pussy lips then pushed it in. When he was about to come he pulled out and slapped my face with it and came all over my face. It worked out just as I had planned.

Give me a call so I can be Nasty with you.

Chelsea
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